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Episode 108: Willy’s Wonderland (2021)

It’s your birrrrrrrrrthday and we want you to have fun.

We’ll be back in a month with less robot killin’ and more Iranian Vampires with “A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night”

Episode 107: Host (2020)

Take a break from all the video conferencing you’ve had to do in lockdown and… watch these people do some.

Be sure to join us next month to watch a stoic Nicholas Cage kill what resemble but are legally distinct from the Five Nights at Freddy’s monsters (who resemble, but are legally distinct from Chuck-E-Cheese)

Episode 106: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)

Mark Dacascos is many things… apparently including an Iroquois warrior?

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Because we haven’t spent enough time on Zoom in the last year… it’s HOST! That seance movie shot on Zoom! Yay?

Episode 105: Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (1971)

There’s nothing scarier than filthy, british orphans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-1J4lGs4OE

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Brotherhood of the Wolf. Write your own funny joke or commentary here, I’m tired.

Episode 104: Noroi – The Curse (2005)

Damn, Japan… YOU SCARY!

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
It’s beginning to look a lot like Grand Dame Guignol! Join us as we ask the immortal question: Who Slew Auntie Roo?

Episode 103: The Hills Have Eyes (1977) VS (2006)

There’s eyes in them thar hills!

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Joey’s back on his bullshit and we travel to Japan yet again for a look at the 2005 found-footage/pseudo-documentary NOROI: THE CURSE

Episode 102: Student Bodies (1981)

The dog made a cat noise and then farted!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! We’ll be back next month and to celebrate our favorite time we’ll be doing another VERSUS! Who will win the showdown between Wes Craven’s original and someone else’s remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES? (probably Craven).

Episode 101: Zodiac (2007)

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC.

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC.

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC.

Episode 100: Hellraiser 1 – 4

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU!!!
It’s the 100th episode and Joey finally gets his chance to subject Nicole to his favorite horror franchise (at least the first 4 installments). It’s Clive Barker’s HELLRAISER

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
We break off another hundo and Nicole starts this one out with her pick of: ZODIAC

Episode 99: Creepshow (1982)

Greetings, Boils and Ghouls! eeeeehehheehehehehehehehehe!

This month George Romero and Stephen King pay tribute to the horror comics of the 1950s with their anthology horror compilation CREEPSHOW

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Our 100th episode Spooktacular. To celebrate, we’ll be watching the first FOUR Hellraiser films! We have such SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.