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Bride of the Creature: Episode 91 – The Horrors of Malformed Men (1969)

Look. I know we were supposed to be watching Doctor Sleep this month, but it’s not easy to get to the theatre. Things happen… things BURN. Anyway, when it became apparent we weren’t going to have a chance to see Doctor Sleep an audible was called and Joey picked Teruo Ishii’s 1969 film “The Horrors of Malformed Men”. It’s… well, it’s got a lot going on.

Son of the Creature – Episode 01: Goosebumps (2015)

Happy Halloween! We’re joined by a (sort-of) returning guest for a quick Halloween bonus episode looking at his current favorite movie.

Bride of the Creature – Episode 90: Scream Franchise Halloween Special

What’s your favorite Scary-Funny-Meta-Eventually-Bad Movie Franchise?

Next time on Bride of the Creature:

Date Night! The Bride and Creature are leaving their lair to take in a picture show. We’re going to be watching MIke Flanagan’s new Stephen King adaptation “Doctor Sleep!”

Bride of the Creature – Episode 89: Burnt Offerings (1976)

Never move into a spooky old house! I mean, come on!

Next time on Bride of the Creature:

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiime of the year. To celebrate the best month of the year we want you to SCREAM and SCREAM AGAIN and then SCREAM FOR A THIRD TIME and then even though it’s pretty unnecessary at this point SCREAM A FOURTH TIME!!! Yes, we’re going to go through ALL FOUR of Wes Craven’s SCREAM films and probably argue about the ranking order. You won’t want to miss it.

Bride of the Creature – Episode 88: Ginger Snaps (2000)

IT’S LIKE A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING

Next time on Bride of the Creature:

A young family moving into a great big old house in the country? What could possibly go wrong?! Nothing bad ever happens to Oliver Reed or Karen Black! From the darkest depths of 1976 it’s Dan Curtis’ “Burnt Offerings”

Bride of the Creature – Episode 87: Die Farbe (2010)

Only a podcast by analogy…


Next time on Bride of the Creature:

From tropical Germany we travel to the land of the double double, socialized healthcare and unearned smug superiority! From the darkest depths of the new millenium comes John Fawcett’s classic tale of lycanthropy and menstruation “Ginger Snaps!”

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Start writing or type / to choose a block

Bride of the Creature – Episode 86: Hush (2016)

Friends don’t let friends get neck tattoos.


Next time on Bride of the Creature:

Cthulhu Fhtagn! It’s “Die Fabre” AKA “The Color Out of Space” from 2010 directed by Huan Vu

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Bride of the Creature – Episode 85: Kuroneko (1968)

These kitties hate more than just mondays! (I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT JOKE. I HAVE A HEADACHE)


Next time on Bride of the Creature:

Sssssssh! We’re watching Mike Flanagan’s “Hush”

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Bride of the Creature – Episode 84: The Lost Boys (1987)

Mom! There’s a glam-rock band at the door!


Next time on Bride of the Creature:

Enough schlock! Time for some culture! A japanese classic is on the docket as we put that criterion channel subscription to use with Kaneto Shindo’s 1968 ghost story “KURONEKO”

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Bride of the Creature – Episode 83: Lifeforce (1985)



With every purchase of a space umbrella you get a free nude lady.


Next time on Bride of the Creature:

Nicole has selected a beloved classic that somehow neither of us has seen. Join us the last friday in April for THE LOST BOYS

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