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Episode 105: Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (1971)

There’s nothing scarier than filthy, british orphans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-1J4lGs4OE

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Brotherhood of the Wolf. Write your own funny joke or commentary here, I’m tired.

Episode 104: Noroi – The Curse (2005)

Damn, Japan… YOU SCARY!

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
It’s beginning to look a lot like Grand Dame Guignol! Join us as we ask the immortal question: Who Slew Auntie Roo?

Episode 103: The Hills Have Eyes (1977) VS (2006)

There’s eyes in them thar hills!

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Joey’s back on his bullshit and we travel to Japan yet again for a look at the 2005 found-footage/pseudo-documentary NOROI: THE CURSE

Episode 102: Student Bodies (1981)

The dog made a cat noise and then farted!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! We’ll be back next month and to celebrate our favorite time we’ll be doing another VERSUS! Who will win the showdown between Wes Craven’s original and someone else’s remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES? (probably Craven).

Episode 101: Zodiac (2007)

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC.

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC.

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC.

Episode 100: Hellraiser 1 – 4

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU!!!
It’s the 100th episode and Joey finally gets his chance to subject Nicole to his favorite horror franchise (at least the first 4 installments). It’s Clive Barker’s HELLRAISER

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
We break off another hundo and Nicole starts this one out with her pick of: ZODIAC

Episode 99: Creepshow (1982)

Greetings, Boils and Ghouls! eeeeehehheehehehehehehehehe!

This month George Romero and Stephen King pay tribute to the horror comics of the 1950s with their anthology horror compilation CREEPSHOW

Next time on Bride of the Creature:
Our 100th episode Spooktacular. To celebrate, we’ll be watching the first FOUR Hellraiser films! We have such SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

Episode 98: Dark Water (2002)

Nicole is still reeling from the Tokoloshe and is a little squirrelly this episode. Joey selected Hideo Nakata’s J-horror masterpiece DARK WATER

The countdown to episode 100 continues next month with Nicole’s selection of George Romero & Stephen King’s CLASSIC EC Horror Comics tribute CREEPSHOW.

Episode 97: The Tokoloshe (2018)

Don’t blame me, Nicole picked this one. It’s supposed to be South African folklore. Will it deliver? or will we get cliche, half-baked, non-sensical Silent Hill ripoff? Listen and find out! (It’s the second one. This movie sucks)

Everyone can relax. Joey is once again steering this ship… and because he’s a predictable, weebo loser he’s steering it back to the land of the rising sun. Join us next time for our rundown of HIdeo Nakata’s DARK WATER

Episode 96: Nosferatu (1979)

Joey finally finds an excuse to go on about Werner Herzog as we watch his 1979 Nosferatu remake.

Nicole has chosen Jerome Pikwane’s “THE TOKOLOSHE” from 2018 for the next episode.