We bring you the gift of the gift. It’s a gift (starring WC Fields).
Next time on Bride of the Creature: We are going on summer vacation! We’re moving house and that’s a lot of work so there will be no July or August episodes! Enjoy your vaxxed ‘n’ waxxed hot boi summers and join us in September for SILVER BULLET! Werewolves! Stephen King! Hurrah!
How come “Bad City, Iran” looks so much like southern California? At the end of this episode Joey rambles about the song “L’arena” by Ennio Morricone (it’s great), he mistakenly claims it is from a movie called “The Arena”. He does this because he’s an idiot and as soon as recording was complete he remembered the actual name of the film is “Il Mercenario” and he wishes to apologize to Sergio Corbucci and you, the listener and correct the record. He refuses to apologize for the many other things he probably got wrong in this episode. You only get one apology per blowhard per episode.
Next time on Bride of the Creature: Chilean animated horror feature “La Casa Lobo”. and not whatever spanish word Nicole kept trying to say at the end there…
Take a break from all the video conferencing you’ve had to do in lockdown and… watch these people do some.
Be sure to join us next month to watch a stoic Nicholas Cage kill what resemble but are legally distinct from the Five Nights at Freddy’s monsters (who resemble, but are legally distinct from Chuck-E-Cheese)
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! We’ll be back next month and to celebrate our favorite time we’ll be doing another VERSUS! Who will win the showdown between Wes Craven’s original and someone else’s remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES? (probably Craven).